I just saw a facebook post that said Michelle Obama has a “three axe handle ass”
I laughed way too much at this.
While taxation without representation is tyranny, taxation with excessive representation is even worse. Let me pay one rate… how much do you want? Where do I send it and leave me the fuck alone. — Dennis Miller.
I wanted to give some money to the Clinton Foundation last year, but decided to do something less risky like signing over my power of attorney to Bernie Madoff. — Dennis Miller
There’s nothing more tedious than a revolutionary on a pension. — Dennis Miller on Bill Ayers.
I’d rather believe in a god that wears birkenstocks and walks on clouds without falling through them than a government that says it will spend my money wisely.
Dennis Miller on religion and government.