I just saw a facebook post that said Michelle Obama has a “three axe handle ass”

I laughed way too much at this.

runningrepublican:

politicallyincorectpug:

Scary costume idea: Hillary Rodham Clinton

fuckin tw this shit

TOO scary. X(

(via youreabitweird)

mr-morden-speaks:

sunbleached-jacket:

leaf-antlers:

i dont want gender equality

i want a female uprising

good luck with that

You know how it is. Once they realize how much work it is, they’ll complain for men to do it for them.

(via freeconservative)

obamadawn:

"OH, just a minute - the bullshit is leaking again….."

obamadawn:

"OH, just a minute - the bullshit is leaking again….."

ledi-babushka-soski:

ipodiphoneirack:

blackandwhitelullaby:

itsquitealrighttobewhite:

There is nothing more annoying to a liberal and/or a feminist than a proud White hetero male.I am a proud hetero White male. Are you?

REPORT THIS BLOG!!! IT IS TERRIBLE! !!

"HE’S A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN AND HE DOESN’T HATE HIMSELF OR FEEL GUILTY FOR THINGS HE DIDN’T DO! REPORT HIM!"

god what a pissbaby

ledi-babushka-soski:

ipodiphoneirack:

blackandwhitelullaby:

itsquitealrighttobewhite:

There is nothing more annoying to a liberal and/or a feminist than a proud White hetero male.

I am a proud hetero White male. Are you?

REPORT THIS BLOG!!! IT IS TERRIBLE! !!

"HE’S A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN AND HE DOESN’T HATE HIMSELF OR FEEL GUILTY FOR THINGS HE DIDN’T DO! REPORT HIM!"

god what a pissbaby

(via azgunguy)

mmmmbeefy96:

xion1212:

Mitch Robney For President .


Mitch Romby for presibent

I officially endorse Mitch Rogney for president 2016.

mmmmbeefy96:

xion1212:

Mitch Robney For President .

Mitch Romby for presibent

I officially endorse Mitch Rogney for president 2016.

(via makotosgirl)

durkin62:

perzyssanogar:

Tumblr’s SJW

This is fucking bullshit. 
There is never a single SJW that has ever come to terms with that. 

durkin62:

perzyssanogar:

Tumblr’s SJW

This is fucking bullshit. 

There is never a single SJW that has ever come to terms with that. 

(via armedsweetheart)

While taxation without representation is tyranny, taxation with excessive representation is even worse. Let me pay one rate… how much do you want? Where do I send it and leave me the fuck alone. — Dennis Miller.

nsa-actual:

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

Nope. It fell flat.

I wanted to give some money to the Clinton Foundation last year, but decided to do something less risky like signing over my power of attorney to Bernie Madoff. — Dennis Miller
There’s nothing more tedious than a revolutionary on a pension. — Dennis Miller on Bill Ayers.

I’d rather believe in a god that wears birkenstocks and walks on clouds without falling through them than a government that says it will spend my money wisely.

Dennis Miller on religion and government.

freeconservative:

proudgayconservative:

rtrixie:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

vidya-profligatus:

wtfsocialjustice:

obviously no one would eat a hamburger patty by itself; how disgusting

Grill marks: A plant-based seasoning

… Do they realise we are actually 100% capable of eating raw meat?
Hey! I don’t like the taste of several vegetables when they’re raw; does that mean I shouldn’t eat plants?Fuckin’ stupid.

>what is carpaccio

"But being a vegetarian is healthier even if you like meat!"
- 90% of vegetarians ever
Oh really? 
University of Graz Study Finds That Vegetarians Are Unhealthier, More Mentally Disturbed Than Meat Lovers. 
 

Actually, I’ve eaten raw meat. I steal bites of it when I’m preparing it. Maybe I’m a primal beast, but it tastes pretty damn good.

I guess they don’t realize that humans have evolved to the top of the food chain because they cooked their food. Cooked food gives you faster access to the nutrients inside versus uncooked food (there are some exceptions of course).So thank the heavens our ancestors cooked their meats.

freeconservative:

proudgayconservative:

rtrixie:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

vidya-profligatus:

wtfsocialjustice:

obviously no one would eat a hamburger patty by itself; how disgusting

Grill marks: A plant-based seasoning

… Do they realise we are actually 100% capable of eating raw meat?

Hey! I don’t like the taste of several vegetables when they’re raw; does that mean I shouldn’t eat plants?
Fuckin’ stupid.

>what is carpaccio

"But being a vegetarian is healthier even if you like meat!"

- 90% of vegetarians ever

Oh really? 

University of Graz Study Finds That Vegetarians Are Unhealthier, More Mentally Disturbed Than Meat Lovers. 

 

Actually, I’ve eaten raw meat. I steal bites of it when I’m preparing it. Maybe I’m a primal beast, but it tastes pretty damn good.

I guess they don’t realize that humans have evolved to the top of the food chain because they cooked their food. Cooked food gives you faster access to the nutrients inside versus uncooked food (there are some exceptions of course).

So thank the heavens our ancestors cooked their meats.