it’s fucked up that we humans have created weapons specifically designed to kill other humans
not really a new concept though
Ummm, this has been a thing ever since there have been humans.
Don’t even get me started on nature specially designing claws and teeth in animals only to kill other animals. GAH!
Splinters in her crotch!
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and
an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was
a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view
of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As
she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got
many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to
see a doctor. She explained to the Dr. how she came to get all the splinters
because, as she proudly proclaimed, she is an environmentalist, a democrat,
and an avid anti-hunter.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go
wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and
waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?” He smiled and then told
her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,
the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove
old-growth timber from a “recreational area” so close to a waste treatment
facility. I’m sorry, but the bad news is, because of Obama-Care….. they
turned you down for treatment.”
GOD BLESS AMERICA!